(Source: yareliess)

I think that if I could fall asleep next to you every night, I’d never really be sad again.
(via hugmoi)

(Source: reality-escape-artist)

large-flightless-bird:

when you go in the bathroom and you don’t know if it’s water or pee on the ground

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  • me at age 12: ew older men
  • now: wow he's only 30?

(Source: sexualcontest)


sleepyhollowers:

buzzfeed:

These people are doin’ Halloween right. 

LOL I love One Night Stand and Freudian Slip LOL.

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*


southernsnowdogs:

I’m dying here you guys.